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General DiscussionI am the best coach EU

I am the best coach EU in General Discussion
Giff me Wingman

    So i gave this guy a coaching session:
    -> http://www.dotabuff.com/players/74376145

    Since then 73,33% winrate and +500 mmr
    went from -> 3200 - 3700

    NOW HAIL ME, BECAUSE I'M THE MASTER

    Another student:
    http://www.dotabuff.com/players/26398526

    Went from 1.9k to 3.1k in around 2 months.

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    ArteezyArteezy

      Teach me master. :v

      Thub Dju

        In a Roll

        PROTECTHIMFROMWHATHEWANTS

          Im 1454 mmr can u help me go 2k pls

          :))))) LAGGY BRAINFUCKER

          THICC BABY SHUM

            Im the best player EU
            REKT

            PROTECTHIMFROMWHATHEWANTS

              http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1323728213

              Ynit Op nyx

              and KAMI SHAMEN XAXAXAXAAXXAAAXXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA I LOVE THIS SHAMEN
              100% LOSE <3

              Mandalorian

                Blunt best coach EU confirmed. How much do you charge for one hour?

                PROTECTHIMFROMWHATHEWANTS

                  axxaaxaxax y ynit not top 100 nyx yet? pls <3

                  Mandalorian

                    Ofc he is top 100, what are you talking about. You just went to see wrong leaderboards :D

                    Giff me Wingman

                      So far i'm coaching for free

                      PROTECTHIMFROMWHATHEWANTS

                        OMG MY CHANCE^^ PLS IF U HAVE FRI TIEM COACH ME CORAZON PLESON

                        273

                          You are attractive as a coach, but Fyyq 2 sexy m8

                          Vaikiss`742.

                            im better coach

                            THICC BABY SHUM

                              Shadow Shaman Shadow Shaman: gg you guys are too good.
                              xaxaxaxaxa
                              KAMI axaxaxaxax

                              PROTECTHIMFROMWHATHEWANTS

                                aaayy ^_^ me and blunt will coach girls ;) ;) BUT NOT DOTO ;) ;) ;)

                                PROTECTHIMFROMWHATHEWANTS

                                  XAXAXXAXAXAXAXAXAAXXAXAXA ynit im drown in tears

                                  Vaikis 10/10

                                  Vaikiss`742.

                                    11/10 tbh

                                    J-Man

                                      Don't need coaching. What is the joy of someone telling you what to do?

                                      Answer: None

                                      I rather figure things out myself.

                                      PROTECTHIMFROMWHATHEWANTS

                                        some people dont want to reach 3k games and still be in high skill ^

                                        and its not someone

                                        its one who is better than u at this game and u take it as advice

                                        open ur mind a bit

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                                        THICC BABY SHUM

                                          im 1k mmr very high skiller

                                          PROTECTHIMFROMWHATHEWANTS

                                            skillz0r^

                                            THICC BABY SHUM

                                              PROTECTHIMFROMWHATHEWANTS

                                                XSDDA

                                                Mr. Nice Guy

                                                  hei dude! if you still have free lesons,i d like to give it a try,tried to add you,but found 5628 guys.. can you please add me?

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                                                  J-Man

                                                    I really do have an Open mind, but I rather pick sniper constantly than have blunt coach me.

                                                    Also, I think all 5k braggers are scum. "I'm best coach EU" doesn't float well with me.

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                                                    TripleSteal-

                                                      it looks more like sarcasm/troll thread than actual bragging to me

                                                      Giff me Wingman

                                                        3k games, still in high skill, mad cuz bad.

                                                        sano

                                                          Coach me to 6k pls

                                                          J-Man

                                                            Hey blunt, at least that will admit that I"m in 3k. You have to smurf to get what you want. Cheap way of getting free MMR I guess.

                                                            have some pride your failure, it will make you better as an indivual.

                                                            Giff me Wingman

                                                              You're just mad cuz you played 3k games and are still in 3k bracket like a shmock.

                                                              Go make a smurf, you won't get 4k. I find it hilarious how shitlords like you assume that you can easily get 5k by making a smurf.

                                                              BenaoLifedancer

                                                                you should at least stream the coaching lessons to get free donations

                                                                Mandalorian

                                                                  This Soul Eater kid is so damn dumb, pls gtfo out this topic and dont infect us with your stupidity.

                                                                  J-Man

                                                                    Oh boy I've done it now, the smurf squad is coming in to gang up on me.

                                                                    Truth be told, yes I have 3k games, and I'm still in 3k. Oh well, Practice makes perfect.

                                                                    Also no, I don't think making a smurf will put me into 5k. lol, I hate smurf's and people who think smurfing is a viable option to get into higher MMR should be hanged, *cough*blunt/Wave*cough*

                                                                    If I want to get to 5k, I will earn it. I will not cheese my way through it. I will not take a shortcut. I will not be talked down by 5k trash braggers who think that they're high and mighty cause they're in 5k. My resolve is firm, and my mind is clear. I will make it to 5k, and I will earn it.

                                                                    Mandalorian

                                                                      Get better and dont hate on people who are better then you. Easy as that.

                                                                      J-Man

                                                                        No shit, now follow your own example.

                                                                        Giff me Wingman

                                                                          why? He is 4k you are 3k trash. Get better fgt

                                                                          J-Man

                                                                            So that give's him the right to hate on everyone else?

                                                                            Lead by example.

                                                                            Hassan

                                                                              Chris is the best coach

                                                                              Miku Plays

                                                                                I ned good coach keepo

                                                                                Vaikiss`742.

                                                                                  does he coach how to pick wips ursa in russia servers

                                                                                  and dodge if u get contested while taking rosh ?

                                                                                  Hassan

                                                                                    Russia is 2012. New server is South Africa.