General DiscussionI am the best coach EU

Teach me master. :v

In a Roll

Im 1454 mmr can u help me go 2k pls

:))))) LAGGY BRAINFUCKER

Im the best player EU
REKT

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1323728213

Ynit Op nyx

and KAMI SHAMEN XAXAXAXAAXXAAAXXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA I LOVE THIS SHAMEN
100% LOSE <3

who called YNIT's nyx?
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1263132666

Blunt best coach EU confirmed. How much do you charge for one hour?

axxaaxaxax y ynit not top 100 nyx yet? pls <3

Ofc he is top 100, what are you talking about. You just went to see wrong leaderboards :D

So far i'm coaching for free

OMG MY CHANCE^^ PLS IF U HAVE FRI TIEM COACH ME CORAZON PLESON

You are attractive as a coach, but Fyyq 2 sexy m8

im better coach

Shadow Shaman Shadow Shaman: gg you guys are too good.
xaxaxaxaxa
KAMI axaxaxaxax

aaayy ^_^ me and blunt will coach girls ;) ;) BUT NOT DOTO ;) ;) ;)

XAXAXXAXAXAXAXAXAAXXAXAXA ynit im drown in tears

Vaikis 10/10

11/10 tbh

Don't need coaching. What is the joy of someone telling you what to do?

Answer: None

I rather figure things out myself.

some people dont want to reach 3k games and still be in high skill ^

and its not someone

its one who is better than u at this game and u take it as advice

open ur mind a bit

im 1k mmr very high skiller

skillz0r^

XSDDA

hei dude! if you still have free lesons,i d like to give it a try,tried to add you,but found 5628 guys.. can you please add me?

I really do have an Open mind, but I rather pick sniper constantly than have blunt coach me.

Also, I think all 5k braggers are scum. "I'm best coach EU" doesn't float well with me.

it looks more like sarcasm/troll thread than actual bragging to me

3k games, still in high skill, mad cuz bad.

Coach me to 6k pls

Hey blunt, at least that will admit that I"m in 3k. You have to smurf to get what you want. Cheap way of getting free MMR I guess.

have some pride your failure, it will make you better as an indivual.

You're just mad cuz you played 3k games and are still in 3k bracket like a shmock.

Go make a smurf, you won't get 4k. I find it hilarious how shitlords like you assume that you can easily get 5k by making a smurf.

you should at least stream the coaching lessons to get free donations

This Soul Eater kid is so damn dumb, pls gtfo out this topic and dont infect us with your stupidity.

Oh boy I've done it now, the smurf squad is coming in to gang up on me.

Truth be told, yes I have 3k games, and I'm still in 3k. Oh well, Practice makes perfect.

Also no, I don't think making a smurf will put me into 5k. lol, I hate smurf's and people who think smurfing is a viable option to get into higher MMR should be hanged, *cough*blunt/Wave*cough*

If I want to get to 5k, I will earn it. I will not cheese my way through it. I will not take a shortcut. I will not be talked down by 5k trash braggers who think that they're high and mighty cause they're in 5k. My resolve is firm, and my mind is clear. I will make it to 5k, and I will earn it.

Get better and dont hate on people who are better then you. Easy as that.

No shit, now follow your own example.

why? He is 4k you are 3k trash. Get better fgt

So that give's him the right to hate on everyone else?

Lead by example.

Chris is the best coach

I ned good coach keepo

does he coach how to pick wips ursa in russia servers

and dodge if u get contested while taking rosh ?

Russia is 2012. New server is South Africa.