General Discussionhow do you not get mad at your retarded teams?

im more curious at how much did your account cost

last 100 matches

42% winrate, as 6k. then open a thread @ dotabuff forum whining about shit teammates.

a testament to all account buyers.

Mute them right off the back.

Enjoy game.

Do what i do last 4 matches.

accept your loss

calla :v

maybe just got a MMR boost? Sept 2013 - Dec 2013 really good records.
then stopped playing in july 2015 and got shit, maybe need to be re calibrated.

either way, i think you have lost it, and are playing above your skill.

Do you like...my car (my car)

Guess you're ready'
Cause I'm waiting for you
It's gonna be so exciting!
Got this feeling
Really deep in my soul
Let's get out I wanna go come along... get it on!

Gonna take my car gonna sit in
Gonna drive alone till I get you
'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready but you'll like it!
I wanna race for you shall I go now?

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight to be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

Don't be lazy
'Cause I'm burning for you
It's like a hot sensation!
Got this power
That is taking me out
Yes I've got a crush on you ready now ready go!

Gonna take my car gonna sit in
Gonna drive alone till I get you
'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready but you'll like it!
I wanna race for you shall I go now?

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight to be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

Gonna take my car
Do you like my car?
'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready but you'll like it!
I wanna race for you shall I go now?

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight to be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

Gas gas gas!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Gas gas gas!
And you'll see the big show!

Blunt 6k .. Ggwp .. Commended .. !

I don't really get mad, at most disappointed or bitter about them, but not exactly to a high extent.
The reason is because I'm way past over the point where I explode at my mates, having played the game since 2004 February.

Get a mic. talk nice and encouraging.

if someone tilts or say gg we lost, tell them its ok i will gank your lane soon and then do it.
its like talking to babies.

when you gank their lane and kill someone tell them how well they did...

this really worked wondes in my solo queue.

for example one game i was wk jungle and a sven was tilting because his kunkka in lane took all last hits. i told him its all fine and i will gank soon. ganked lane, got armlet at 8 minutes or so and told he he can go jungle for a while.

im 100% sure i would have lost that game if i didnt talk to this dude