I am 1k but I deserve 4k
so I created a new account and went to dotabuff to ask for MMR predictions and ways to cheat to VHS
I am not shit
my team drags me down
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Arteezy has high winrate with void because he farms fast with him, he bashes every single creep while he never bashes heroes
um last time i read bws's comment the only thing i noted that appear on the mods' radar is the word "nig"
you're right except about the stealing stuff part
Dendi: tried to change my password to secret. Facebook said its too weak.
may the lord forgive your sins
Yo mama so ugly bane gets nightmares of her
Yo mama so fat it can't fit inside a void chronosphere
Chuck Norris can move his faceless void when the game is paused
Chuck Norris can walk through an enemy black hole with any hero
Yo mama so fat her belly is always at both fountains at the same time
IM LOLING RN so fun putanginamo
Remember when smurfing was done to wreck scrubs?
Dotabuff community doesn't
Enemy win the game at 60 minute mark then say ez game.
2k slark pickers
1k MMR but plays like a 4k
ur mom is so ugly omniknight had to repel himself to look at her
ur mom is so ugly when pudge saw her he said damn ur ugly
Yo mama so fat Tiny broke his arm trying to toss her
Yo mama so fat not even Io can relocate her
What do you call a 9k that carried a 1k team?
A Miracle.
What is Axe's favorite way of communicating?
tAXEting
I am 1k but I deserve 4k
so I created a new account and went to dotabuff to ask for MMR predictions and ways to cheat to VHS
I am not shit
my team drags me down
-
Arteezy has high winrate with void because he farms fast with him, he bashes every single creep while he never bashes heroes
Why does Axe smell good?
Because he uses AXE
Yo mama so fat not even Cloud9 can throw her
Yo mama so fat when bloodseeker ruptured her, gravy came out
Yo mama so fat she can farm all 3 lanes at the same time
Yo mama so fat when pudge dismembered her, he lost health
yo momma so fat, her whole body produces more gravity than enigma's black hole
Yo momma so fat she blocks jungle camps in the whole map from spawning
yo mama so fat even outworld devourer can't devour her