game 2. I said i should just try to practice slark since, well, fuck it. He goes on and picks centaur and lanes with me vs slardar and axe. I suggested to him he should pull hard camp so we could starve the enemy of gold and exp, and put up aggression at the same time. He says he just wants to stay and last hit because he should carry. Needless to say I was starved of farm and we couldnt get kills onthe enemy because he didnt level his stun enough. Also he didnt build dagger because he says he will only day and he would rather walk into a fight with enough tanking items( he wasnt able tofarm well after laning stage tho) in the end we had no initiation except from my slark-blink and well, he runs around battle like a fucking child's kite on a windy day.
Third game, he says he will random again but he will "support". He randoms OD but i said he just sucks as a support since we didnt have enough spammer heroes. I instead suggested i take that OD and i pick a hero for him, which he went for lc jungle. I just let him be and tried to carry. He went shadowblade when he could have went 6 minute dagger. The whole game he was kited like a lame grandpa with backward-pointing feet for legs because he kept going windwalk-hunt-slow W- even slower R like wtf his mechanical skills suck. Had a fairly good game but we lost anyway.
Oh btw when he saw my meepo winrate he said that to play meepo you need a special keyboard to be able to play that hero to play each meepo well. I know i suck at meepo but LUL i nearly couldnt hold in my laughter when i showed him i could perfectly do a poof-dagger combo just fine with the shitty pisonet keyboard we both use.
My internet:
apparently it's not provider's fault. They said that we have terrible signal and that our antenna is faulty. Too bad that we don't have any antenna but that little box that receives signal, which is hanging on our... lightning conductor. Sadly I'm too big idiot and i realised it as i went out, because my brain gets frozen whenever i have to talk with a person. ggwp
My mouse: took it to the shop. they tried it. mouse worked flawlessly. ayy lmao.
bought new one, now im finding out that my old expensive mouse that clicked like 2-3 times every click which was "unrepairable" suddenly works for some reason
also i cant help it but i always feel like an idiot wherever i go to the provider or computer shop and not only that my speech is comparable to 5 yo's with severe brain damage but also i have to answer that we have windows xp and this computer is nearly 9 years old
Oh btw when he saw my meepo winrate he said that to play meepo you need a special keyboard to be able to play that hero to play each meepo well. I know i suck at meepo but LUL i nearly couldnt hold in my laughter when i showed him i could perfectly do a poof-dagger combo just fine with the shitty pisonet keyboard we both use.
I have a friend who told me that he calibrated at 3k (by then i was playing for more than a year, introduced dota to him and was at same level) and then Valve dropped his mmr by 1000 for inactivity
This 1k mmr guy that i just played with is a dormmate of mine. I was almost happy that someone else in the dorm actually plays dota but was thoroughly disappointed the moment we were watching the OG vs liquid game on tv and he thinks liquid had better late game because they had more carries in the team. Seriously, he is legit surprised that slardar in comps is played mostly as an initiator and not as hardcarry.
you know the prize pool it is at 11 millions, and we started at 3, 11-3 =8 millions, and since any pucharses only give 25% we get 8x4 = 24 million dollars were purchased on hats in this little time
4ks are just so fucking bad honestly. The worst type of players, I rather play with fucking 2ks or 3ks, at least they wouldn't think they are the hot shit and wouldn't be so fucking vocal when they are clearly in the wrong.
4ks are just so fucking bad honestly. The worst type of players, I rather play with fucking 2ks or 3ks, at least they wouldn't think they are the hot shit and wouldn't be so fucking vocal when they are clearly in the wrong.
game 2. I said i should just try to practice slark since, well, fuck it. He goes on and picks centaur and lanes with me vs slardar and axe. I suggested to him he should pull hard camp so we could starve the enemy of gold and exp, and put up aggression at the same time. He says he just wants to stay and last hit because he should carry. Needless to say I was starved of farm and we couldnt get kills onthe enemy because he didnt level his stun enough. Also he didnt build dagger because he says he will only day and he would rather walk into a fight with enough tanking items( he wasnt able tofarm well after laning stage tho) in the end we had no initiation except from my slark-blink and well, he runs around battle like a fucking child's kite on a windy day.
Third game, he says he will random again but he will "support". He randoms OD but i said he just sucks as a support since we didnt have enough spammer heroes. I instead suggested i take that OD and i pick a hero for him, which he went for lc jungle. I just let him be and tried to carry. He went shadowblade when he could have went 6 minute dagger. The whole game he was kited like a lame grandpa with backward-pointing feet for legs because he kept going windwalk-hunt-slow W- even slower R like wtf his mechanical skills suck. Had a fairly good game but we lost anyway.
Oh btw when he saw my meepo winrate he said that to play meepo you need a special keyboard to be able to play that hero to play each meepo well. I know i suck at meepo but LUL i nearly couldnt hold in my laughter when i showed him i could perfectly do a poof-dagger combo just fine with the shitty pisonet keyboard we both use.
is that ur irl friend or what
Great news today.
My internet:
apparently it's not provider's fault. They said that we have terrible signal and that our antenna is faulty. Too bad that we don't have any antenna but that little box that receives signal, which is hanging on our... lightning conductor. Sadly I'm too big idiot and i realised it as i went out, because my brain gets frozen whenever i have to talk with a person. ggwp
My mouse: took it to the shop. they tried it. mouse worked flawlessly. ayy lmao.
bought new one, now im finding out that my old expensive mouse that clicked like 2-3 times every click which was "unrepairable" suddenly works for some reason
also i cant help it but i always feel like an idiot wherever i go to the provider or computer shop and not only that my speech is comparable to 5 yo's with severe brain damage but also i have to answer that we have windows xp and this computer is nearly 9 years old
fml
I have a friend who told me that he calibrated at 3k (by then i was playing for more than a year, introduced dota to him and was at same level) and then Valve dropped his mmr by 1000 for inactivity
none of the mouse options in control panel helped, i've tried all that shit even before i went to the shop
- also suddenly my internet is working fine again
man ill be happy when i get to live in dorm because there's some black magic surrounding this computer and internet connection
Did someone said black magic?
you xddd
ruskis getting rekt ayy lmao
This ruski?
This 1k mmr guy that i just played with is a dormmate of mine. I was almost happy that someone else in the dorm actually plays dota but was thoroughly disappointed the moment we were watching the OG vs liquid game on tv and he thinks liquid had better late game because they had more carries in the team. Seriously, he is legit surprised that slardar in comps is played mostly as an initiator and not as hardcarry.
you should put him out his misery
twitch.tv/ywndota SCAMAZ
good one
I just video called her. Her camera is a bit dark, but kinda looks promising
did u yet ask her wether she has a dick? better be safe than sorry
I guess bonus points if she has one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
PogChamp https://www.facebook.com/garipayart/videos/10154280182523921/
^PogChamp
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it wont make me stop spamming memes though
you know the prize pool it is at 11 millions, and we started at 3, 11-3 =8 millions, and since any pucharses only give 25% we get 8x4 = 24 million dollars were purchased on hats in this little time
lmao i first thought you were trying to do some conspiracy memes feelsbadman
4ks are just so fucking bad honestly. The worst type of players, I rather play with fucking 2ks or 3ks, at least they wouldn't think they are the hot shit and wouldn't be so fucking vocal when they are clearly in the wrong.
FeelsBadMan
live
sam peckinpah, can u standin for me in jdl preseason cup today
I can feedin for you (NOT)
sorry im gigabad ._.
10 years since last league/tournament game :[
Yo, train issues are you guys playing the game?
the games start at 19-30
i cant play today
do you need me to standin somewhere
Yo how do we get into the lobby?
Fuckin stupid peenoy telcos, i couldnt text her just when were kinda warming up tonight
Sorry late reply but I wasn't at home anyway.
we won
game above was against 3ks btw
LMFAO, how do you even die 10 times vs 3k's :D
Now I understand why low 4ks complain so much
the team games are fun
but i have exactly 0 idea what to do during the game. pub knowledge means jackshit and i just run around doing nothing
life stealer xD I'm sure with beastmaster we would have won, but nobody can play him really well. gege