General DiscussionCan someone with a kind heart gift me Battle Pass? Lol.

with that avatar,NEVER

I'll change it if you want axaxaxa

me too i've never owned one. any kind soul?

stop adding lol or haha at the end of ur every sentence as if it woukd make ur request any less pathetic

i will giff if you boost me to 5k kappa

^how if im having trouble boosting this to 4k

I want the bp too

if u come to my place and suck my shlong i will reward you with 8€

I am grill nao pls gif me batelpas

Giff giff giff

if u spam troll i might give u . KAPPA

Mi wnt bp pls

ecks dee

i never experienced anything in my life. i was in my room and didnt get out of the house until i was 15 and after that i didint know how to talk to people until i was 20 and then i was introduced to pc. games were my lfe ever since. till one day i was playing an online game in garena. a girl was in our team. i have never talked to a girl before so the first time she wrote gg i knew that this was it. i fell in love. i added her and we were friends for a while. then she asked me to meet irl. i was so happy that day. i went to the cafe we set date on. didnt see any girl. truns out it's a 40 year old guy. i didnt see the difference back then and that's when i became gay. i then proceeded in a life of poverty with a husband who wouldnt put his ass to work. i loved him but he was just a straight up asshole but his asshole was something ;)) then i got aids one day from the asshole. turns out he was cheating on me. im now paying my rents by stripping. i really need this battlepass to be able to enjoy thid shitty life some more. will any of u giff me?

true story

5 free coaching sessions to anyone who will gif me dotabuff plus or bp

Ok good copypasta

Lol this thread is so sad